This contribution from 'Sandeep Prakash, Undergraduate Student' (item 1) is so much in the spirit of the original that it's hard to believe it's not from the same stable of grotesques as the fictitious 'Paul Ohm', amateur technologist and simulated Concorde pilot, to whom it is addressed!!!
1. Mr. Ohm, I completely agree! - more hilarity from AgBioView
2. Re: AGBIOVIEW & ITS CAST OF GROTESQUES - Craig Sams
3. GM WATCH's original exposé - welcome to the world of Malebolge pharmaceuticals, Nadirco Consortium, and Paul Ohm!
---1. Mr. Ohm, I completely agree! - more from AgBioView
Today in AgBioView: October 6, 2003:
Re: A Disgusted Brit
Mr. Ohm, I completely agree with your disagreement with Britain's Luddites. These are the same people who buy their groceries at a supermarket that claims to sell only organic and hydroponic goods, mind you. Yes, like homophobia and slavery, the undercurrent of occult beliefs concerning GM food will fade into blasphemy. In the mean time, we must do everything in our power to expedite the process.
- Sandeep Prakash, Undergraduate Student, University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill
Disgusted - Paul Ohm (Edgbaston), Telegraph (UK), Oct 2, 2003
Sir - According to a government consultative paper, a large majority of people do not want genetically modified crops to be grown commercially in
---2.Re: AgBioView and its cast of grotesques
I saw this on AgBioView and thought that even the Telegraph couldn't take a letter like Paul Ohm's seriously and went to their website and looked it up on their letters page, where it was not shown. My first thought was that it was unpublished (AgBioView do occasionally publish long rants from the likes of  that were sent to newspapers but not published) but your news that it was from Peter Simple explains it all.
---3. GM WATCH's original exposé!
Subject: GMW: AGBIOVIEW & ITS CAST OF GROTESQUES
Date: Sun, 05 Oct 2003 17:52:41
The lead item in yesterday's AgBioView, the list of Prof CS Prakash and his pro-GM AgBioWorld campaign, was a piece headed "Disgusted" by Paul Ohm, taken from Britain's Daily Telegraph. It lambasted the "popular ignorance and prejudice" displayed by "a large majority of people" who do not want GM crops grown commercially in Britain.
The piece went on to castigate these "instinctive Luddites, sunk in the darkness of medieval superstition", who "are always aghast when exposed to the light of scientific reason." According to the writer, the public's belief that "GM technology is driven more by profit than by public interest" is "pure organic rubbish" - "Profit and public interest, as most people know, are identical." The writer concluded, "the Government cannot simply ignore prejudices that belong, like slavery, bear-baiting and homophobia, to a past age. It must strive, through intensive, compulsory education, to eradicate them for good."
That this tirade should be given such prominence in an AgBioView bulletin is not surprising. It articulates opinions that can be found in AgBioView almost every day of the week. This is a list, after all, that has labelled critics of GM as worse than Hitler and on a par with the mass murderers who destroyed the World Trade Centre.http://ngin.tripod.com/pantsoftheyearaward.htm
This may be why it escaped Prakash's attention that the piece with which he topped his bulletin had been extracted from the Telegraph's eponymous 'Peter Simple' column, in which Michael Wharton satirises the inanity, cliches and humbug with which supposed "improvements" to the modern world are at times supported.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2003/10/03/do0304
To this end, Wharton deploys a cast of grotesques, including Dr. Lllewlyn Goth-Jones, the head of Malebolge pharmaceuticals - a division of the mammoth Nadirco Consortium; and Paul Ohm, 47, keen amateur technologist and simulated Concorde pilot, of Edgbaston.
There is an obvious parallel here. AgBioview deploys its own cast of grotesques - Prof Anthony Trewavas FRS, Dennis and Alex Avery, and Andrew Apel, all spring to mind - whose ludicrous rants and cliches are quite indistinguishable from those put into the mouth of Wharton's "disgusted" amateur technologist. Indeed, some Prakash grotesques - like 'Andura Smetacek' and 'Mary Murphy' - have proven just as fictitious as Wharton's 'Paul Ohm'.http://ngin.tripod.com/deceit_index.html
It's small wonder Prakash missed the joke. The domain he inhabits resonates happily with the deranged world of Peter Simple.
---Subject: AGBIOVIEW: Disgusted Brits; Spreading Spin Harvest; Brazil's Amber Light; Thai Ban; Soil Depletion Song; Africa's Opportunity; Intellectual and Moral Poverty of Deceitful Activists
Date: Sat, 4 Oct 2003 11:52:02 -0700
Today in AgBioView: October 4, 2003:
- Paul Ohm (Edgbaston), Telegraph (UK), Oct 2, 2003http://www.telegraph.co.uk
Sir - According to a government consultative paper, a large majority of people do not want genetically modified crops to be grown commercially in Britain. As a keen amateur technologist, I have never felt so disgusted by popular ignorance and prejudice.
These instinctive Luddites, sunk in the darkness of medieval superstition, are always aghast when exposed to the light of scientific reason. Why do they oppose GM crops? Apparently they are concerned about the risk of contaminating conventional crops, particularly "organic" crops, which would deny freedom of choice for consumers. They believe GM technology is driven more by profit than by public interest.
Needless to say, their arguments are pure organic rubbish. Profit and public interest, as most people know, are identical. There is no future in the long run for so-called "conventional" or so-called "organic" plants. Like everything that stands in the way of technological progress, they are going to disappear, however much whining sentimentalists, forever worrying about buttercups and daisies, try to protect them.
But the Government cannot simply ignore prejudices that belong, like slavery, bear-baiting and homophobia, to a past age. It must strive, through intensive, compulsory education, to eradicate them for good.
"You know that people are being fed day in and day out on a diet of paper and shadows, a thin and wretched soup of cliches and stereotypes, boiled up from the sweepings of the human mind." - PETER SIMPLE
For more on Prakash and AgBioView:http://ngin.tripod.com/pantsoftheyearaward.htm
Anyone who thought it beyond belief that AgBioView could mistake a send up of their views for a genuine letter of support, and then circulate it prominently on their list, needs to read the following note of appreciation from today's AgBioView.